Black Friday Madness

So i read this:
LINK

im sorry but no one deserves to die while people are running for shit like this!



that of course unless you are micheal jackson or some form of pedifile needing to stock up for the holidays. jesus people. A MAN DIED FOR 4 DOLLAR BATMAN PAJAMAS.

What. The. Fuck

brb im going to stab someone in the eye at my local supermarket for the last ear of corn that they put in their cart.

ps- for all those pedifiles out there, i sure hope you psycho's stocked up the white panel vans with these goodies

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE DEALS, with gas prices coming down you could be a fucking sicko for weeks on end before having to go back to your moms basement and working at the movie theater ripping tickets to Twilight and Madagascar 2. OH yea and now you have bolt, you must be in heaven

FUCK

Worst Day Ever

According to apparently everyone but me, my favorite dancing hottie is "very much in love" (totally took the words out of my mouth) with some tall country hick
Linkage

ill have to challenge him to a who is less gay/has a more proportional head

breaking news: i win

Donkeys date people?

im sorry but what 20 year old with normal brain functioning would last 5 mins around this chick. id must rather be kicked in the face by a unicorn. yes she thinks unicorns exist, so i reference it.
To be fare though he is some sort of model, so im sure he doesnt talk. He just sits there why she talks about how awesome she is and how great her new song is coming. He then does he job by banging her out and then is off to promote some tightey whitey company.

oh and btw this retard is worth like 20 milllion. giggle giggle

TRL finally gets what it had coming..

Well its finally happened, TRL has up and died. It truly is a tragic moment for crappy pop music everywhere. The show that spawned Carson Daily and allowed him to get prime vag like Jennifer Love Hewitt (Lets not even mention Tara Reid in that sentence) is now gone forever.

The history of TRL

^So you can look at all the great music that shitty show plagued our homes with over the years.

Well folks, Its an end of an era but it couldn't come soon enough, now if only NBC would smarten up and dump his even worse late night show. who seriously tunes into that every night. and no, having the show on during sex does not count.






DOUCHE!

We all can sleep easy tonight

Now that the worst show on television is officially CANCELLED!


"Enemy, starring Christian Slater, came into the season with a lot of hype, and while reviews were mixed, the show certainly had its fans – including some here at IGN. However, the ratings had been declining since the premiere, hitting a new low this past Monday, which lead to NBC pulling the plug."

Thank god they finally realized the flashing Slater all over tv during nbc commercial breaks wasnt exactly working. They also realized that shitty show with Brooke shields was horrible and they went ahead and nixed that as well.

Now if NBC could only make heroes less corny Tv as we know it will be a tad better

oh in other tv news
these winners
wil be tainting the awesome set of How I met your mother.

lets hope there is a tragic accident on set and they all get dismembered by a freak wheat shredder that just happened to be on the set that day, the precise time they were shooting their scenes (shredder totally not placed by myself)

A New Trend in America; Getting Teachered

When will this end?

From now on banging your teacher will now be described as getting
Teachered

We all remember this ray of sunshine:

Perfectly Normal, Perfectly Healthy

So feel free to use this new verbiage in common conversation.
" Dude, I totally got teachered after school today"
"Yo Dawg, We teachered all recess long"
"I should have studied, but i was too busy teachering"

When will we as a society start taking things out back and shooting them?

I say we start here, right now with this douche. Its really our civil service, this douche has been all over young Hollywood serial dating (or whatever you call what this kid does) his way through the teen upcoming star hierarchy. Proposition number 1: His latest victim



3 words to that shit. What. The. Fuck.
and she agreed to that? had to be at gunpoint

I don't know whats worse, that he writes shitty shitty music and makes money or that girls are stupid enough to date this loser. Especially after his HIMYM type break up with another feline faced teeny singer (cough cough)

I knew they made gun racks for a reason, America we now found out that reason here today.

P.S. And while we are shooting stupid things, might as well save us all a generation of brain dead kids and take out these empty vessels.




in no particular order. But make the one with the thin lips sufffferrr

Inaugruation Day

This will be my first post on my new. just now thought up blog. Hopefully this will not go the same route as other memorable inaugurations such as the day we handed over the throne to that Bush guy.

So keep posted as I will update the internet with my random thoughts and hilarious creativity on all things Culture/News/Music/Life/Movies/Awesomeness